A ______ walks into a bar.

[Maharet]

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

[Maharet]

Two men walk into a bar.

You think the second one would have ducked.

[LadyBloodMoon]

A Blonde walks into a bar.
Is anyone surprized?


I love blonde jokes.

[Maharet]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.


 A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I
 can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun-guy."


A piece of string walks into a bar.
He hops up onto a stool and yells to the bartender, "Hey! Gimme a drink!"
The bartender picks up the string and throws it into the street.
The string thinks, "I'll show 'im. I'll go back in disguise, he won't know it's me, and at the last minute I'll humiliate him.
So the string contorts its body into a whole different shape, and frizzes its hair ala a 'fro.
It goes back in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "You're that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago."
The string answers, "No. I'm a frayed knot."

[LadyBloodMoon]

Dude, when I was like fourteen I told that string joke to my aunt adn she liked to have died laughing... That was when we knew my aunt Ria was on drugs... It was a sad day for us all.